Prose Poseur

boyplant:

water is really important

mostfakepoetry:

23may13 (technically)

apparently, according to kelsey, this sounds like it’s from the portal soundtrack

hyyw:

Aŭskultu la tutan albumon kaj aĉetu ĉi tie

“Why did nobody on tumblr think my post was funny?  I’m hilarious.”

—Kelsey just about every other day

Why are you sitting like that cat

это не было удачи.

yellowisfuckingkawaii:

(via portlybibliophile)

wait wait wait I’ve changed my mind about this whole yahoo thing

It’s only a matter of time before we here the news story “did yahoo buy out a popular porn website?”

and it’s all downhill from there

hyyw:

theomninerd:

I have Esperanto on my Tumblr blacklist.

#That’s what you get Nick Woods #That’s what you fucking get #Except you don’t tag anything you say in Esperanto as Esperanto #So it isn’t actually terribly useful #BUT NOW YOU KNOW

Some people just aren’t ready for the internacia revolucio

(via whataclevername)

whataclevername:

JOE’S BROTHER GOT A KITTEN AND OH MY GOD HE IS THE CUTEST THING

hyyw:

This is Romania’s entry for Eurovision this year. Just watch it.

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I accidentally left my computer open when I left the house. I was absolutely correct about the consequence.